Yes everyone needs to be loved and Shania Twain is no different. Congratulations on your announcement.
Here are 12 lighthearted SHANIA Stocking stuffer quotes from yours truly
1-Eileen, can you still snare a rabbit? Frederic will be impressed
2-At least now if you decide to peform again, there will be no more dodging drunks at the RIV (hometown bar)
3-Was it Don’t Stop Believing that I remember you singing from the JP days?
4-New cd title- Shania Sings Eileen
5-You must have new love songs written by now..where the hell are they?
6-Mutt may not like your singing anymore, but I’m sure a few million still do
7-Sure you were only 6 years old..but do u still remember Country Roads Take Me Home
8-Heck does this mean no more MAXIM magazine photos
9-If you forget your own songs, you don’t need scraps of paper anymore..use the teleprompter
10-Shania- Just sing-Forget about Autotune
11-How come I’m not on your new reality show?
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